Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Forget the Status Quo. This is the Year of the Checkup!

That's the way we've always done it.
That's our tradition.
We've been doing okay.




The status quo -- the current state -- can be a dangerous condition.   Maintaining the status quo can cause businesses to fail, untreated illness and disease to denigrate the body, families to fall apart, and houses to collapse.


You are offered one illustration, one attempt to persuade you of the peril of maintaining the status quo, with economical use of verbiage.  This is apropo, since the status quo the members of the Texas 18th Congressional District this writing attempts to encourage to change, involves one whose verbosity is legendary.  Here is the one illustration:


For more than a decade the Texas 18th Congressional District ("the 18th") has been malnourished, existing on an unbalanced diet of doubtful nutritional benefit.   In all this time the 18th has not taken advantage of free biannual checkups, and instead has plodded along, content to continue its current existence.  After so many years of abuse (maintaining the status quo), the 18th is now plagued with all kinds of ailments:  rotting teeth, abscessed cavities, halitosis, acid reflux, hypertension, and more.




How much longer must the 18th go on like this?  Fortunately, not long, for this is the year of the checkup, a process which begins with registering to vote no later than February 1, and then voting for a new remedy in the primary election on February 16.  The new remedy is Jarvis Johnson.


Consider the benefits of the checkup:  an opportunity to develop new eating habits, repair damage to and rejuvenate the body, learn some new fitness techniques, get some nutrition tips, and basically get a makeover -- or if that term doesn't suit you -- an overhaul.   Whatever floats your boat -- just be sure to take advantage of the free checkup.

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